1. Name: Fetty the Brick

  2. Title: Mascot and Ambassador

  3. Species: Feta

  4. Height: 22 cm

  5. Weight: 2.7 kg baseline, variable with humidity

  6. Personality: Loves elbow grease

  7. Motto: “I’ve got plenty of time.”

  8. Signature Items: Uncle Gus’s Coast Guard cap (see photo gallery), utility gloves